| #0002Euclid | 
                    A large fleshy ball that contains an apartment living room made from the entrails from humans who enter. | 
                    3/5 | 
                    Classic SCP, but not creepy enough for what it tries to be. | 
                
                
                    | #0003Euclid | 
                    Another amorphous fleshy object that uncannily resembles a computer but can transform into living organisms it touches. A rune-covered slate contains it with some kind of magic to prevent it from growing. | 
                    4/5 | 
                    The cosmic horror is strong with this one. | 
                
                
                    | #0004Euclid | 
                    A wooden door that opens to a variety of other dimensions, most of which with "hostile topology" ie. different laws of physics. The only one that doesnt instantly kill u is a huge dark room containing a giant green creature. | 
                    3/5 | 
                    Kinda random. Nice to see creative cover-ups before amnestics became a thing. | 
                
                
                    | #0005Safe | 
                    A key that can open any locking device, but you can confuse the key into thinking its not a locking device, which makes it not work. | 
                    4/5 | 
                    Pretty funny. | 
                
                
                    | #0006Safe | 
                    The fountain of youth. That's pretty much it, turns out its in Russia. | 
                    4/5 | 
                    High rating because of how it's apparently used in the lore. | 
                
                
                    | #0007Euclid | 
                    A guy who has a miniature planet earth in his stomach instead of internal organs. It doesn't bother him apparently, and hes a nice guy. | 
                    4/5 | 
                    Weirdly cozy, short and sweet. |